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Shake Demotivational Poster


AY, THERE"S THE RUB - To sleep, perchance to dream, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we've shuffled off this mortal coil




FELT NOT MEASURED -


TAGS: elderly calendar respect handshake
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - September 20, 2011, 5:10 pm

nice
GySgt1811 - September 20, 2011, 12:11 pm
TNX, Green!
Budog - September 20, 2011, 5:56 am
5 L Semper Fi Sir
rerun - September 19, 2011, 10:01 pm

this is fantastic


ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH - Or close the wall up with our English DEAD!




EXPECTATION -


TAGS: shakespeare heartbreak love loss
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2015, 7:38 pm
like nine month's worth


OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So d*** good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, d*** you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy p***. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


YOUR MILKSHAKE - I DRINK IT UP!


TAGS: milkshake there will be blood
Rating: 1.27/5

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Woodywood03a - July 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
whats up with that?
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:37 am
Well, MY milkshake brings the girls to the yard, and they're like, "It's better than yours!" d*** right, it's better than yours. (I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.)
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 5:58 pm
Then we get to crush peoples skulls with bowling pins YAAAAAAAAAAY!
S8N - May 20, 2008, 9:20 pm
there will be blood... but first ice cream, whipped cream and cherry


THE TOUGHEST PART -




SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!


TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's


CARL - TONIGHT!


TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
ELDER GOD TIMMY!
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that **** made my day hahhahah


PURPLE MILKSHAKE -


TAGS: saying purple milkshakes is baaad mmmmkay
Rating: 2.13/5

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thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:53 pm
Oh... In that case... BANNED! jk I don't normally vote on or even read the long ones. *sigh*
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:52 pm
Mr. M had a facelift? I'm still confused.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:50 pm
I was a little worried you would be the one to warn me for those comments. I'm not trying to stir anything up but this is getting ridiculous. One veteran member has always made them but now the noobs are joining in and the face of motifake has changed.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:49 pm
I don't get the joke.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:48 pm
I concur with TTH... I never was a large fan of textfakes.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:46 pm
If we all started attaching pics to the jokes we get in our emails, the face of motifake would change forever. I think we were better off when Moti's could only be 3 lines max. I will strive toward that goal from now on, I hope others will join me.
TheTrashHeap - May 28, 2010, 1:44 pm
This "jokefake" trend is starting to take over the site. They may be funny, but they're not really motifakes. They are also about the easiest posters to mass produce. I may have to include them in the 1L club along with the anime, tunnels, and c norris.
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:25 pm
I've heard this one as 'Purple Flower'. It's better done verbally and drawn out as long as the listener will put up with it. I saw this joke last for 3 days once before they got to punch line.


TO SLEEP - Perchance to dream.




Hate from Fear -


TAGS: marriage homophobia shakespeare
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - July 20, 2013, 11:37 am

OK, we know your opinion. No need to keep stating it. If you don't like the poster topic, vote however you choose but refrain from making comments that will incite debate & discord. I hope we are really clear on this, as I will not let you ruin this site
BobbEdwards - July 20, 2013, 10:29 am
Try reading the poster. You must be scared s***less by the topic.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 10:17 am
same s e x marriage is disgusting. it is abhorrent. wrong is wrong. no amount of public acceptance will ever make it anything but wrong.


QUESTION -




WE BAND OF BROTHERS - We few, we happy few, For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother!


TAGS: shakespear hedgehog king henry v st crispens day speech
Rating: 2.3/5

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Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:41 pm
Fifthly ... it's Shakespeare. It's not supposed to make any d*** sense at all.
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
Yeodawg, Ima let you finish...oh no, we're not going THERE again! Well played for Shakespeare day Dawg! 5L!
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 2, 2009, 2:11 pm
first off thanx 4 commenting. secondly the a**ignment was SHAKESPEARE Thirdly I'm deployed and ARMY females love hedgehogs!! Don't hate the player hate the game!!
commando - November 2, 2009, 12:40 pm
Your motifakes fail at failing. They make no freaking sense.


HARLEM SHAKE RIP - I just couldn't take it any more




THE CLASSICS -


TAGS: shakespeare calendar star wars skull
Rating: 4.31/5

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Verdeckt - November 16, 2011, 2:37 pm
Let's give me a round of applause. Luke? Oh...


ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE - ~William Shakespeare




SHAKE - My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and their like it's better than yours damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you but I have to charge




Green Eyed Lady -


TAGS: quote shakespeare green eyed lady monster jealousy food meat angry
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 12:34 pm
Well...nope! Teehee.
Oldsod - February 3, 2014, 6:52 am
Short and to the point. No myst'ry, Lady?


ingredients -


TAGS: starbucks coffee milkshakes reality check
Rating: 4.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:21 pm
Thanks. It really goes to show that they don't know how to make coffee because the coffee that they DO sell tastes like fecal matter. All the sugar in the world couldn't make their coffee taste good. Even percolator coffee tastes better.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
I Agree.


Faces -




VINCENT WITH A BEARD -




LOVE'S LABOUR'S WON - Even in the 16th century, sequels never did as well as the originals.


TAGS: love s labour s won shakespeare
Rating: 2.88/5


QUADRILATERALS - not a big hit with Mrs Marsellus Wallace




I GUESS HE LIKED THEM - For some people the future is fortold


TAGS: michael j fox shakes the picture
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - June 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
Now, had he said "Try the fries"...
Spangle - June 13, 2010, 6:54 pm
Oh my god, dude. Seriously. Like Lurch, I hate laughing at this. :
MrRandom - September 26, 2009, 2:03 am
Enoguh to send us all to hell
LURCH - September 26, 2009, 1:56 am
I hate that I am laughing at this, I am a horrible person, how many lions can u get
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 10:38 pm
maybe he can go back and avoid getting Parkinsons.....And make out with his mom.....You'd have done it, don't lie.


HERE COMES MY EXECUTIONER - BUT, SOFT! How now, my hardy, stout resolved mate! Are you now going to dispatch this deed?




old age -


TAGS: shake rattle and stink
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:10 am
sad but true
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 10:13 pm

We have one of those. I'm sure they are a constant source of amusement for satan.
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:07 pm
Yeah, tried that. Thing is, the dog keeps lookin’ at ME. Like, 'Man dude, when I do that, I have to go outside’.
spacedog - July 10, 2013, 7:56 pm
Nice one Gary. 5 "It was the dog".
Airman - July 10, 2013, 4:32 pm
this really sums it up!
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 9:59 am
Well, there’s a visual; two men on a pole…..Hookaaaay, I'm getting ready to hand pound a 2nd well, not with a pneumatic pounder, but a two eared 50 lb, one man, back breaker. That may very well be the last thing I do.
lgvernon - July 10, 2013, 9:19 am

They did use a pneumatic 'pounder', but it weighs about 75-pounds and takes two men to hold on the pole. He says it vibrates so powerfully that if...(uh-HUM)...nevermind.
GaryO - July 10, 2013, 8:32 am
Thanks guys. Uh, TheO, you sure yer only 16? Maybe this is yer 2nd life? LG, ‘pounding in fence posts’?! Can you say ‘clear’, as in defibrillator?
Greeny - July 10, 2013, 4:14 am
Amen
MissPriss - July 10, 2013, 2:52 am
Mr. Gary...a 5L thanks for the heads up. Teehee
TheOne - July 10, 2013, 1:35 am
Seniority is not a curse but more of an uncomfortable life style. 5L.
lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 11:55 pm

My husbing spent the day pounding in fence posts. You knew, didn't you? 5L


What Is Natural -


TAGS: boys games uber convinient shake it
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - July 21, 2013, 4:14 am
Challenge accepted!
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:19 pm
N-I-C-E
Greeny - July 20, 2013, 6:39 pm
I bet I can hit it from here!
Reality Lord - July 20, 2013, 4:48 pm

cute. there's an old fart running the motitwist site that i believe would love this.


Perspective -




Penicillin -


TAGS: shakespeare penicillin economy fix
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - February 16, 2014, 6:16 pm
I'd say: let's inject the politicians with it!


SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE -


TAGS: shake your antfarm
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - June 30, 2011, 9:24 pm
There aren't that many upsides to growing old. Being able to get back at your kids by turning your grandkids into pranksters is one of the few pleasures that you've earned. Now go give those kids some ice cream for breakfast and sit back and enjoy. =)
Airman - June 30, 2011, 6:19 pm
I certainly did
rerun - June 30, 2011, 6:15 pm

I hope you reminded Mr. NoFun he did the same thing as a kid.
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:35 am
I am in trouble with my son. I introduced a magnifying glass to my 2 grandsons at his house last weekend. They had a lot of fun with the ants on the sidewalk, till Mr NoFun stopped us
Greeny - June 30, 2011, 6:01 am
I put a small piece of chocolate by a trail of ants; one found it but couldn't lift it & went back for help. Before they got back I picked up the chocolate - when they arrived & couldn't find it, they killed the first ant... they have no sense of humor
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2011, 9:17 pm
My brother and I used to collect snakes and turtles and pit them against each other in an ATV trailer. Ant piles where doused in gas and stirred with a stick before ignition. Take that Greenpeace!
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:11 pm
When I was a child, the kid across the street and myself dumped two ant farm into an empty bathtub and watched them slaughter each other for the better part of an afternoon. It was the highlight of my 7 year old life at the time.
rerun - June 29, 2011, 5:34 pm

wow, this brings back some great memories. I used to love my ant farm


THINK TWICE BEFORE THE KISSES -


TAGS: gary friendly wet handshakes personality
Rating: 4.71/5

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maoworks2 - December 2, 2012, 5:11 pm
Woof 5L
ughomer - December 2, 2012, 9:06 am
Hey Greeny ~ you should see Gary's brother, Rudolph's, nose!!
GaryO - December 2, 2012, 8:50 am
mmmmmm, warm b***s…only the dog nose for sure


OUTLOOK FOR THE FUTURE -




SOUR MILKSHAKE -


TAGS: never say yes milkshake rhinos
Rating: 4.57/5

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Kidkiller - September 8, 2010, 8:02 am
There's a couple thousand rules about just that f.ex NEVER use the words But, if, lose, weight, hate, love, what. You are suicidal if do.
spacedog - July 26, 2010, 7:54 pm
And never pause to consider your answer either. 5L


GOLD MEDAL - Thanks, but we already have one in Hockey. Now go away! Or I shall be forced to taunt you a second time!


TAGS: moooooooooo the olympics and monty python shaken and stirred
Rating: 4.53/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 6:09 am
Silly English Keeeenigggghhits!
Woodywood03a - March 5, 2010, 4:55 pm
Thats really, whats the word I am trying to say??? Uh yeah, CORNY!!!! It is good, but come on!!!
MustyK - March 2, 2010, 4:01 am
Classic 5l's. I see a potential Hall of Famer.
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 6:35 pm
He launches the French men over the wall.
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 6:22 pm
Kant, nipple rings in the udders get caught on the dogma
R.S.Jake - March 1, 2010, 6:18 pm
So....does he throw himself over the wall at the knights?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 1, 2010, 6:11 pm
Fetche la vache!.....you silly English Knnnnnngits.
spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:46 pm
Your mother is a beaver and your father smells of moosemilk. 5 silly K-nighits.
MO - March 1, 2010, 1:21 pm
So much win, it's almost a sin!!
LogicDude - March 1, 2010, 11:26 am
All 4 n****** too.
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 11:17 am
Mooo+ I didn't know you had both your ears pierced. 5L


ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL -




WHETHER I SEE IT, HEAR IT, OR READ IT - This is how my brain assimilates Shakespeare


TAGS: shakespeare
Rating: 3.84/5

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PixieStickNinja - December 24, 2009, 7:20 pm
Bosch is awesome. Love this piece. And yeah, Shakespeare is annoying.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 7:21 pm
Heironymous? 5L.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:20 pm
Well, I'm more of a Mel Brooks kind of guy...


ATITTUDE ADJUSTMENT TIME -


TAGS: attitude adjustment time shakespeare do it motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.43/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:40 pm
LMAO!!!!!!! I mean, awwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 1, 2009, 10:16 pm
Beats the Australian tenet of bowling underarm. We may have lost the Americas Cup to a bunch cheese munchers, but we got cheated out of a game cricket.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:45 pm
Batting left-handed, too.... how evil.


PARTING -


TAGS: oh that shakespeare
Rating: 3.33/5

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boomstick - January 14, 2010, 3:26 am
If that little green guy wants to start a dojo i will front the start up money.
William Syler - November 2, 2009, 5:55 pm
It killed a bird...talk about the food chain going both ways.
Zed - November 2, 2009, 4:25 pm
Ninja??? Shaolin, baby, Shaolin. Mantis Style (Tong Lun) Kung Fu for the win!
tombofray - November 2, 2009, 4:20 pm
ah the ninja of the insect world...the praying mantis...
tombofray - November 2, 2009, 4:19 pm
ah the ninja of the insect world...the praying mantis...
Derek - November 2, 2009, 4:02 pm
Sweet sorrow?! I'm relieved insects have a physical maximum.
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 3:10 pm
This creeped me out...I was too afraid to NOT give it 5L Bone!
Mongo - November 2, 2009, 11:09 am
Sweet baby j**us
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 10:50 am
I concur and grant 5 terrified lions.
motifake - November 2, 2009, 10:33 am

Holy crap!


PERSPECTIVE -




ZITS - Out, damn'd spot! Out, I say! Trouble me no more on School Picture Day!


TAGS: november challenge shakespeare lady macbeth had bad skin issues not murder issues
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:28 pm
So many doors to open...and yet, I'll just throw away my keys!
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Heheh, very good. Of course her skin is as flawed as an anorexic is overweight.


TEMPORARY INSANITY -


TAGS: shakespeare hamlet and the old south wind
Rating: 3/5

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spacedog - June 7, 2012, 3:51 pm
Haha! What's the first thing you remember after all the things you've forgotten? ;)
TrueGrave - June 7, 2012, 3:06 pm
"Audiences know what they expect and that is all they are prepared to believe in."


OH THOSE KIDS -


TAGS: shake it baby
Rating: 2.91/5

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TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW - Creeps in this petty pace from day to day 'Til the last syllable of recorded time.




A HORSE A HORSE!! - My kingdom for a horse!


TAGS: shakespeare richard iii
Rating: 2.85/5

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CANADA - February 9, 2010, 12:43 am
THANK YOU!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 12:42 am
You are a human version of a lol cat Yeo. Why must you spell that way?
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 9, 2010, 12:20 am
the cat is frozen solid, note no steam escaing from its yapper. zat guy is not a fireman he's an arson inspector and zey don't get there til hours later. he's calling 4 the rookie with the warming blanket. And when d cat thaws there'll be hell 2pay.


ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL - The king's a beggar, now the play is done: All is well ended, if this suit be won. Day exceeding day.




MY MILKSHAKE - It's better than yours




BE JUST, AND FEAR NOT! - Let all the ends thou aim’st at be thy country’s, Thou fall’st a blessed MARTYR!




O, HOW THIS VILLANY! - Fools do good, and fair men call for GRACE. Aaron will have his soul black LIKE HIS FACE!




Willing To Share -


TAGS: song milkshake boys yard hate
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 16, 2014, 5:52 pm
Not sure if that's an ewww or bahaha...size matters! Thanks Canna ya got bals!
Cannabal - December 15, 2014, 10:32 pm
Hey, baby, my straw reaches across the room.


love is toxic -


TAGS: william shakespeare romeo and juliet
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 17, 2017, 5:03 am
Yeah, Marlboros...chuckle, chuckle....thanks C-bal! I'll take that ego stroke today. It'll come in handy!
Cannabal - April 16, 2017, 1:42 pm
Hey, Dizz, I think you're... SMO-KIN!


Slurp Slurp -




evolution, or devolution -




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